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hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.
While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.
by IBleakin March 20, 2019
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cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.
by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019
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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Hedo Jellyfish

Pronounced: he doe - jel ly fish
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica
Watch out, here comes a Hedo Jellyfish!

Or

Gross, you have a Hedo Jellyfish stuck in your leg hair!
by Dis0wned June 28, 2019
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Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach
This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.
by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019
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premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔
sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
by ciller cattle March 13, 2020
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King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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