A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shorts mug.When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.
Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.
by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018
Get the Masturbatel Porn mug.Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024
Get the jon porn maximum auramodus mug.by PornManHorny June 20, 2017
Get the Porn mug.by beluga the szssi cat November 16, 2022
Get the Porn mug.seriously?, look buddy, what do you want me to say?
its people fucking on camera!... Are you happy now?
its people fucking on camera!... Are you happy now?
by fucked spongebob m8 May 17, 2019
Get the porn mug.by UrbanDictionaryUserName1 September 18, 2018
Get the Porn mug.