Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair

Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh

by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023

Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

pineapple hairs

A word to describe the stems on top of pineapples made the YouTuber Anix.

Frank: I just got a pineapple
Mark: What are those pineapple hairs called?

by minduh June 16, 2020

Aqua hair day

June, 14th!

It’s aqua hair day!! Congratulate your favourite aqua haired person!!

“Happy aqua hair day!!”

by Knoire June 13, 2022

fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.

Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.

by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017

Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.

She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020