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mutt fucker 

Some asshole that hogs the jukebox at a bar with shitty songs
This mutt fucker ruined the jukebox Playlist with their shitty music
mutt fucker by Mutt fucker August 10, 2016

Bubble fucker 

(noun); A person(s)who invades your personal space and likes to pop and or burst your bubble.
Stop fucking with my bubble you bubble fucker
Bubble fucker by KyKy0527 June 18, 2016

Special Fucker 

Someone who's is completely fucking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them

Friend Fucker Philosophy 

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

fountain fucker 

A girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.
Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."
fountain fucker by Robbo November 13, 2016

fountain fucker 

Somone that has made a girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.
Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."
fountain fucker by Robbo November 13, 2016