burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment

hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?

by sarmanda May 29, 2018

duck in a suit

A very popular Twitter account

Person 1: hey do you follow Duck in a suit?
Person 2: of course I do, who doesn’t?

by Duck in a suit October 17, 2020

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Is Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam ANd Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022