Cheese ass

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.

1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"

by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008

dick cheese

when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.

adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.

by vanksie November 7, 2010

Fromunda Cheese

The pasty, smelly, and gooey substance that is found in the grotch area all around the ball sack, taint, and inbetween the legs. It is fermented from sweat, anus juice, dead skin, and cotton lint from the underwear or jock strap. The color of the Fromunda cheese is usually dependent upon the color of the underwear being worn at the time. Although the anus juice can have an effect on the color also. The smell is dependent upon the frequency of showering and length of time in the fermentation process. The taste is similar to the way it smells.

Q: Where did you get that really smelly, stinky, pasty cheese?

A: (pointing down his pants) Down From Unda! Fromunda Cheese!

by Peter Dunkin October 1, 2006

bum cheese

dry cum left around the bum hole after a hard nights bumming.

my bum hole feels sore and crusty loads of bum cheese. I do hope you dont have aids now would you do one because i have to go and poo big time and i dont know you that well.

by mrphil the dilldo March 2, 2010

cheese whistle

a whistle made from cheese

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?

by jamie March 17, 2004

Flying Cheese

(noun)
#1 A nifty term used when excited.
#2 Can be used if you have an abnormal obsession with Cheese. You can say it at random times, too. (e.i. In class, doing homework, playing a sport, ect.)

Flying Cheese lives on!

by Cheese Diva June 18, 2004

Fromunda Cheese

from under the foreskin (eww)

What is thst smell? "Fromunda cheese" from unda da foreskin.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003