Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 10, 2017

pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.

Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.

by HillyDupes July 16, 2020

Maddison beer

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world

Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer

by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021

Stephan nose beer

When you peel the top of the beer open past the opening hole in a way that looks like you punched your nose into the top of your beer

I see your stephaning your beers now.
Here I'll show you how to make a Stephan nose beer.

by Gaylordjohnson79 May 4, 2024

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016