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Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
by Stormstopper October 1, 2011
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Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.
Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.
by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008
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Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.
person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!
by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010
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Ball-bruiser

Another term for an "ass", mens or womens.

Where a guy is doing a man/woman in the butt, and his nuts are hitting his/her ass so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.
"Brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while I was hitting it in my bed."
by D3RR!CKnZ!ON June 4, 2009
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Ball Club

A group of shacks occupied entirely by Indians. They like to pretend that is an actual town. There diet consists almost entirely of smoked whitefish and cheap whiskey. Has a meth driven economy and is a great place to go if you want to get stabbed.
Hey I wanna get some smoked whitefish, we should make a run to Ball Club.
Nah didn't you hear, the whitfish guys shack got burned down by a bunch of drunken Indians
by My name is Toby! January 6, 2010
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Balls to the wall

Overconfidence in something.

Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.
Jack is crazy. He bet nailing his balls to the wall he could make that shot.
by GimpyMcGimpo May 29, 2020
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Peek-A-Balls

when a man's naked balls suddenly and unintentionally become visible, often through a space in his shorts.
Dave was speaking passionately against poverty in the third world, but no one could take him seriously cause the we were all snickering about his peek-a-balls.
by Mike Damus December 15, 2008
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