Crab War

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
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Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.
Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
by GoochiBangzz December 03, 2018
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war yak

A heavily armed police officer on riding a horse.
Look out man here comes a war yak!!!
by Jewish madam July 04, 2018
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The war to end all wars

many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever
The war to end all wars is a very fancy word for the great war
by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021
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War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.
by Snerrak December 12, 2010
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War pig

A person who over estimates their skill, to the point where they end up making stupid desisions, taking risks that they can't handle.
by Flop Jack November 24, 2020
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