Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017

audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).

audio wet willy:
youtube videos
skype calls

by KatGunz August 23, 2011

Wet Dirty Tire

Peeing on a girl's ass fresh after an unwiped shit

I had sheila come over last night for a bit of a wet dirty tire, hell of a mess.

by Durk Van Derp January 27, 2021

wet pussy fart

A term used to describe James Cassells from Asking Alexandria used by the rest of the band.

*sign with 'wet pussy fart vv' wrote on*

Ben: yeah that's where we sit James

by Bitchesbitemydick July 10, 2014