Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

by 441BR March 09, 2019

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happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 19, 2017

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to sexually assault a femboy in doggy style with nothing on but a bow tie, top hat, and 2022 glasses

guy 1: yo i just happy 2025'ed

guy 2: what.

by angry meth January 19, 2025

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A Fortnite YouTuber with over 500,000 subscribers. He's known for posting leaks, news, and gaming videos.

by skyselly85 July 11, 2023

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You’d think she was drunk, she was merely sleep happy

by Americangrl007 March 03, 2022

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a bald man who walks like a dinosour and yells at people for just about anything and possibly has a dick in his ass

here comes happy jm to wreck everyones day

by automotiveissick January 14, 2011

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4th film in the after series.

Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!

by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 07, 2022

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