No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
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Get the Post me mug.(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.
Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.
Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021
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1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
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