FFK SYNDROME

Ffk syndrome aka former fat kid syndrome is when a person who was fat as a kid, teenager, or just in general and lost a lot of weight. Their body may have slimmed out but their minds are those the same as a fat kid. They seem to recognize their unhealthy thoughts and surpress them daily and throughout their lives trying to continue a healthy life.

girl: omg I wanna eat cake
friend: girl your small, you can do stuff like that
Girl: no I can't! Lol I suffer from ffk syndrome girl, I'll pig out if I slip and I def don't wanna end up fat again

by Lizzie Czar October 9, 2015

Colin Syndrome

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.

Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."

Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"

Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"

Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"

by theblob556 August 31, 2010

nino syndrome

A non intelligent italian man who does not speak nor act italian. Acts like he has every single learning disability ever created, Has a small penis but a large heart

"dude what is wrong with that kid?"
"he probably has Nino syndrome"

by NinoMarino November 1, 2017

down's syndrome

Even god finds them funny.

Down's syndrome kid: "Help me, my eyes are r8 small but ma head's pure massive"
Guy watching: "Hahaha oh my god you should be put down."

by sdw298 May 5, 2008

munder syndrome

The act of being a homosexual as well as illiterate at the same time. Also smoking pot and gorging himself with acts of sex fills the person's life full of love and laughter.

Bobby is opening the school for children with Munder Syndrome. a rarity experienced in the hearts of men from San Francisco.

by Jonas November 9, 2006

Elvis syndrome

this is a condition defined by people who look frighteningly like Elvis Presley but strongly deny it.

'Has anyone ever said your looked like Elvis Presley'??

this is when the Elvis syndrome sufferer gets angry and starts to display V signs with his fingers and rolling his eyes

by bobobubushka October 28, 2007

Reina Syndrome

When you laugh at peoples misfortunes. An example would be laughing at people that has a problem with Murphy's Law. It is not funny to the person with the Murphy Law but it is funny to the person with the Reina Syndrome and are usually un-aware of having the Syndrome

"Ouch, I just banged my toe and hit my head." - Guy 1
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" - Reina
"Does she have Reina Syndrome?" - Guy 3
"I think so." - Guy 1
"No I don't." - Reina
"Yes you do." - Guy 1 and Guy 3

by Stunerequant June 20, 2011