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chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
by dave342314 October 10, 2019
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punch the dolphin

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"
by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016
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donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!
I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.
by trip ships September 13, 2021
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Blood Punch

When you fist a girl on her period and your hand comes out covered in period blood.
Friend 1: "I heard she is on her period, no sex for you buddy"
Friend 2" Its all good, I gave her a blood punch last night"
by Spergann December 16, 2020
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Gunther punch

The act of punching someone in the trans-scrotal-rectal area. Also known as the taint. Generally followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and/or pain from the recipient.
He was being a dick, so when he went up the ladder, I gave him the good old gunther punch.
by International Barfighter April 18, 2010
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Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
by RadioJock March 22, 2024
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chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.
John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.
by uucpd December 20, 2012
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