person 1: you ready for the over at ethan’s house tonight? I heard it’s gonna be gas
person 2: I heard Texas butthole tickler will be there
person 2: I heard Texas butthole tickler will be there
by Gigantic Richard October 20, 2022

When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.
Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.
John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.
John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.
by LuckyLeprachuan111 November 22, 2011

Getting serious about something and then actually following through with it in order to take a new rational and educated step forward in your life and getting that bag.
by stressedfish September 6, 2025

by Alig August 16, 2024

We've had too many corrupt elections in a row now, so it's game over. The time has come for a serious Independent candidate with a smart platform to win.
by Publius0987 April 14, 2025

by Djnellyz October 15, 2023

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017
