Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 13, 2022

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

Box Top (Lesbian)

Short queen who will tell you you’re a good girl.

She’s just a lil box top (lesbian)

by swordlez November 29, 2022

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

by the mysterys March 8, 2021