A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
by Ghel April 19, 2008
by someone November 18, 2004
by rag on a muffin December 11, 2003
by Xavier Handlerod December 09, 2007
–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam February 16, 2011
A state of mind in which the person that is pissed, is so pissed the he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenage, wood chipper, blender, numbchucks, trident, chain or circular saw, dental floos, or a mexican for hire; and use them to ezact revenge on the pisser offer.
by Lindsey Rowles March 18, 2005
When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 21, 2017