TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.

My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.

by Bapumule September 24, 2011

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram February 22, 2018

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 16, 2010

Fox Block

The act of setting the parental controls on your parents' television to block fox news, OANN, and other conservative news/opinion channels.

I fox blocked my dad's tv this weekend so he can no longer watch news that empowers Trump

by meanolebastard68 October 31, 2018

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 01, 2020

Block bros

a game that, i dont know nvm

i played my ba- block bros

by random(guy) guy December 04, 2022