The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.
I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
by xyz1999 October 1, 2020
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Get the Bypress Blockmug. 
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
Get the Cat blockmug. Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
Get the Blockmug.