Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D

person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD

by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! October 5, 2011

Ninja

A discount N-Word to be racist but not racist

Person 1: “LISTEN HERE NINJA!”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”

by Bingus Fan January 22, 2022

Ninja-tastic

literally zanthie dude

person 1: "whats ninja-tastic man everyone keeps saying it"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"

by ginjaninja69 April 9, 2024

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013