When a man is balls deep in a woman and she asks him to go deeper. He then says “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”
by Homebody37 June 4, 2025

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.
Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)
by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

by big dog4196 November 22, 2021

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
by trina vega hater May 24, 2020

The cutest thing ever. He gives really good hugs and you can't ever get enough of him. He's an amazing human, especially to Kaylee.
by Dab on em November 17, 2016
