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Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
mugGet the Car crashmug.

car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
mugGet the car-ogance lawmug.

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
mugGet the Car Handholdmug.

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess
Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
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Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.
Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.
by VoyagerII April 11, 2022
mugGet the Car Uglymug.

Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.
He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.
by Irseer June 25, 2019
mugGet the Race Car Businessmug.

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
mugGet the I’m a fucking race car drivermug.

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