when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh

Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑

by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021