Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...

by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010

The Green Day Treatment

This is the process of finding an album, or CD of any sort, that you no longer want, or are disgusted by the fact that your friend/relative owns it, and proceeding to remove the CD from its case, and using it to wipe your arse. Next, you must snap the disk in half, and throw it as far away as possible.

Named 'The Green Day Treatment', as the first album this was done to was 'American Idiot'.

Boy 1: Hey, my brother just bought that album from that shite band. I'm disguested and ashamed of him.

Boy 2: Shall we give it the Green Day treatment?

Boy 1: Lets.

by Wrayman July 5, 2010

Green T-Shirt

What you say when you want to be inconspicous about marijuana

Hey do you have that green t-shirt still for sale?

by Ryann Guzman December 16, 2005

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

green school for girls

the green school for girls is one of the shittiest school in Hounslow it has the most racist teachers and the rudest dinner ladies the school lunches are shit and the lunch hall always stinks like a fish shop the year7s get shorter everyday and mouthier at the same time the year8s think they are so bad for going down the wrong stairs the year 9s always have some type of pointless drama going on that the year10s decide to get involved in and the year11s give the best advice the headteacher is believed to be gay and goes as red as a tomato when hes angry miss doonan looks like miss trunchball from matilda miss larkin the pe teacher is never in so the pe students in her class never have proper lessons the best teacher is mr laquao and miss jha is the shortest in the school mr stone smokes but refusesto admit it hislesson is the lesson where u can eat sleep go on your phone or do your homework and every wednesday and friday lunch the whole school needs to get water or do something near the dinner hall because the boys are on the field

person:what school do you go to
me:the green school for girls
person:oh shit..... the hell hole
me:yh...

by anonymous April 12, 2019