Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

Full Cleveland

Full Cleveland is where you completely full send any vehicle while absolutely opening the floodgates for shit

Andrew: I'm gonna send this train full Cleveland!

Maxx: Let it rip Andrew!

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

Full Koq

When you show a display of your peak potential whether that be in an activity online or offline regardless of your skill level. Most notably in fps shooters.

James just went Full Koq and clutched the round.
Insane display by the bronze tier player!

by The Great Nobby December 22, 2021

Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022