When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.

Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.

I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.

Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!

spicy dragon by m0nk3ym0k3 July 20, 2018

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cumpernoocle dragon

when you cum in a girl then flip her upside down and put a straw in her vagina and pour gasoline in it then you drink you cum and gasoline and have a lighter in front of your mouth so when you spit it out you breath fire

bro, yesterday I lit my girl on fire with the cumpernoocle dragon technique

cumpernoocle dragon by carvindragon September 26, 2018

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Dewey Dragon

A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.

Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!

Dewey Dragon by Woody is captain November 16, 2018

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brown dragon

A "brown dragon" is when someone shits in his/her partners mouth and uppercutting them afterwards so that the poop comes out of the nose.

Dude she wanted me to give her a "brown dragon".

The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.

brown dragon by Jonathan Michaelson November 19, 2018

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