chris

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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris
Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.
by ReeeeMaster November 02, 2018
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Chris is the hugest lad about. Realistically you don't want to mess with him cus hes fucking massive. An absolute heed and all round lethal fucking weapon but he's decent sometimes.
"Realistically i'm huge though" Chris 2k18
by BigCheese63 April 03, 2018
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chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things
I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.
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Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
by Letty Montrose April 24, 2019
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