Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022

Chris

One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them

Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris

Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him

by Big boi 85 October 24, 2019

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Chris

Bald headed pimp

Chris is straight pimpin

by Jp24! January 14, 2023

chris dang

A fucking autistic asian

Hey do you know niggas out here naming asians chris dang?
Wtf no

by Yeeteyeetyeet December 7, 2018

Chris Criscuolo

will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts

chris criscuolo. he’s just gay

by he’s just gay July 14, 2019

chris

Me

i am chris

by bigdickchris69420 August 2, 2021