Chipmunk

word used to inform a bro of the presence of an ugly ass girl who's close by without saying terms like "the one who looks like my grandpa" or "the fugley one" that get her attention and turn her on to you.

Dude 1: Oh my GOD bro, look at that chipmunk!!

Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Snooki's vagina!

by Tehsmexynest May 6, 2011

chipchipchip

A sounds that cute animals make. This list includes, but is not limited to: birds, kittens, dogs, and boyfriends.

Said animals normally make this noise when they are attempting to woo cute girls for cuddling, affection, or beard stroking.

Girl: 'Hey boy, are we going to go swimming or or biking this afternoon?'

Boy: 'chipchipchip'

Girl: 'Huh?'

Boy: 'I really just want you to stroke my beard.'

by beardyboy December 12, 2011

Chippydoob

An abnormally large head or brain. And also means the person is dumb.

"This random hobo has an odd chippydoob."

by Atilla the Hooey August 23, 2011

Chipperisms

Things that over caffeinated Starbucks employees share to drive thru customers.

Hi, this is Mary, Steven, Amanda, Patrick, Susan and Tom. How are you? We are rockin tha house. Chipperisms.

by AshleyM2011 November 9, 2011

chipmeal

When someone ingests a large quantity of chips in lieu of a meal.

I'm starving. That chipmeal I had at noon just isn't cutting it.

by Rob Banks 6+546816 January 16, 2012

Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

Chiponus

Flaked, dry skin located between the shaft and the infamous butthole. Often associated with constant man-scaping of the general area. Although early roots come from the Canadian north. Where bad ass, Clint Eastwood looking muthafuckas known as Lumber Jacks had to trim their over grown hedges on their chodas with the blunt force of a Viking weilding type of axe. Hence the severe skin flaking due to unsanitary, rusted blunt steal causing abrasion in the sensitive area.

I gotta start buying underwear whole-sale at Costco, the feeble fabric of my underwear can't deal with my razor sharp Chiponus I've been shedding.

I wonder if there are any titianium tempered fabrics that can withstand the brute distruction of my chronic Chiponus.

by ChernobylChild July 10, 2012