The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.
Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
by YourAlmostBestFriend March 17, 2022
by deathwillcome2you March 23, 2012
A groupchat that talks about anything, often ratios people, bullies everyone, and have many inside jokes.
It was invented by Midori
It was invented by Midori
by Satoru Midori May 20, 2021
Started by @amrovalanche and the previously fellow known as @oc.drip members decided to stand up for the racial inequality occurring in the meme page community by exposing cowbelly's discrimination and injustice against minor meme page owners, the movement was started on Feb 28th 2021, @amrovalanche stand out to his unfairness and discrimination by the world know message :
"I have a dream"
"I have a dream"
by Jason._mp4 February 28, 2021
1. (verb) To toss something with extreme care. 2. (verb) To successfully toss something onto a precarious edge or side, upon which it is unlikely to land.
"On his forty-seventh try, Billy was able to successfully anti-yeet his used plastic Coca-Cola bottle onto his desk, while filming."
by marxymarkets January 28, 2023
by Carlanator3000 June 21, 2017