Great War of Olly Bolly

The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.

“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”

by squishavacado January 3, 2022

revolutionary war

it never happened

person a: what was the revolutionary war about?

person b: what’s that? that never happened, america is still britain

by willy washington September 15, 2023

war hoteling

using specialized equipment to use other ppl's wireless bandwidth

mother fucking stupid newbish example shit!!!!!

by HighCommanderLars November 14, 2003

nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

Cold war

A period right after world war II when the soviet union & the united states decided to compete for who can build more dangerous weapons while not fighting each other because they'd definitely use their nukes on each other which would end up in nuclear fallout & the destruction of the entire planet which is why no military is ever allowed to use nukes. They're allowed to keep them though.

The cold war was like a very serious game show that the USSR somehow lost.

by A background character February 28, 2022

War Ashland

The act of calling out in global chat for people to come and murder you at the location "Ashland". Basically a moth to a flame, but with guns to your head.

"War Ashland, Mega Loot!!!"

by TrainBro19 March 20, 2025

The Banana Syrup War

A War Being Fought By TheDumbPankake with his army (PankakesThings) against TheBlueBonnie and his gang (Boonana Gang).
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.

The Banana Syrup war raged on in the middle of the desert.

by TheDumbPankake July 30, 2022