Dad it

The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.

DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.

by Magnus554 June 18, 2017

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

Dad

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

dad lure

A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.

“Dad what’s ur dad lure. “
“Son. I was a beast.”

by Myba11s October 30, 2023

dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

by gagadad October 3, 2019