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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
mugGet the ninja-textmug.

ninja

The Awesomest game ever!

Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting!
Person 1: Man! I can't believe I lost ninja! I always win!
Person 2: Not this time! The first time player won! Yay Me!
by nedrag September 4, 2010
mugGet the ninjamug.

ninja lining

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)
Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป tonight?
by squidding July 24, 2016
mugGet the ninja liningmug.

ninja bone

when you look at some one across the room with eyes almost squinted shut in true ninja style
the pug under the table thinks I don't see he's awake and ninja bone me
by nicole marris October 24, 2008
mugGet the ninja bonemug.

ninja

Euphemism for the derogatory word "nigga"
Hey, whasup ninja!
by dangnuggets July 1, 2016
mugGet the ninjamug.

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.
I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.
by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009
mugGet the head ninjamug.

Ninja

An Australian word used to write down a list of things, and then have another person decide on which thing the person should do, The term comes from the Name Picker Ninja website. Phrase was coined by Biamca Smith in March of 2020
Anthony: Damn mate why is taking so long for Desiree to ninja
Beatrice: I don't know, she had a really long list
by AussieVictoria December 9, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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