custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.

ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.

by ics' February 15, 2006

tit pop

The female half of the nineties music craze 'Brit pop'

"Who were your favourite tit pop band?"
"Sleeper or Republica"
"Really? Mine are Echobelly, Garbage or Elastica"

by Chris Butler December 7, 2007

tit cover

Another name for a shirt.

Mom: We have to go to the store hunny
Bob: Yeah, I need to get some new tit covers
Mom: Oh you need some shirts?
Bob: No I need tit covers to cover my big tits
Mom: Oh.

by Mike Shyman May 24, 2008

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

scab tits

noun: A syndrome wherein a girl, or in extreme cases a boy, systematically scars his or her boobal region because of poor self esteem, a need for attention, boredom, eroticism, stupidity, or any other reason. There is no known cure for scab tits, only a lot of heartache.

1) "You know Jeremy, my first marriage ended in scab tits...for the both of us."

2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.

3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.

by Don't Tell Dad October 14, 2008

Grace's tits

daaaaang

Grace's tits

by Hatemyself22 July 20, 2016

turret tits

A woman with small boobs but abnormally large and pointy nipples.

Callie along with having a horse face has the worst case of turret tits that i have ever seen! If someone tried to motorboat her she would poke their eyes out.

by snohoboarder April 14, 2012