by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015
Get the laying track to pound townmug. G Town more known as Greeley Colorado is the Compton of Colorado. Riddled with methamphetamine and prostitution. Although you won't find many crips or bloods the main gangs that run Greeley are the Surenos and Nortenos . Sureńos running the east and South side and some hoods on the north side, and Nortenos runnin most of the north and West side. Greeley is a city of which kids start smoking cigarettes at twelve, marijuana at 13, and meth by 14. Nearly half of children in Greeley, drop out at 13 and spend the majority of their teen years in Platte valley correctional facility. Gun shots are a normal accurence in the city if Greeley, killings and violent acts are a constant occurrence. If you ever cross paths from a person of Greeley you shouldn't quarrel with them. They'll stomp your ass before you can finish your sentence if they sense any sort of disrespect.
by 970Ryda February 4, 2018
Get the G Townmug. by Hump4daze April 17, 2018
Get the Sac townmug. A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011
Get the Funky-Townedmug. A small rural or suburban town that people live in for the entirety of their lives. These towns are filled with families who have been there for generations. Children are born and raised there, where their parents were born and raised before them. Everyone knows each other. If a person doesn’t get out of the town as soon as they have independence, they will most likely be “trapped” there.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
I got out of my hometown as soon as I soon as I can. My brother wasn’t as lucky. He’s lived here his whole life. It’s a total trap town.
by Shit.zone July 19, 2019
Get the Trap Townmug. an incompetent sheep
by mods are on the pay roll January 3, 2023
Get the S553.Spooker of Townsmug. Old Sydney Town was a tourist attraction on the Central Coast depicting early settlement life in Sydney. This colonial attraction was a great success throughout the 80’s. So popular, local residents would dress in period costume contributing to the atmosphere of role play. One such character, was a young boy from Umina named David who was commonly known as the Boss of Old Sydney Town.
by Moondog May 15, 2024
Get the The Boss of Old Sydney Townmug.