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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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nebraska shower

The act of hundreds of sweaty wrestlers undressing themselves crammed in a tiny locker room after getting oil checked. They take turns stroking each other's cock till they cum. Once they finish, they will spread their asshole open under the running shower and take turns fisting each other.
After the tournament, all the exhausted wrestlers had to recover by taking a nebraska shower.
by wrestla January 27, 2026
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Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.
The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!
by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026
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Truman showed

Getting truman showed, or simply "truman showing" is a form of negative odd occurrences in which an event happens at a moment in time that benefits you.

The phrase is named after the 1998 movie "The Truman Show" starring Jim Carrey.
"This traffic appeared the exact day that I am late for work! I have never gotten traffic! I can't believe I'm being truman showed today!"

"I am about to get to the last level of this video game, but my mom is telling me to get off right before I get to it, and if I get off, I'll lose all my progress. I'm being truman showed!"
by peakia March 11, 2026
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Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"
by smorgusborg February 12, 2025
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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