dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

RKV RULES BB14

Rahul Vaidya is ruling bigboss 14 like a king. He is the best contestant of this season.

RKV RULES BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 11, 2020

Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.

My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.

by lord0caedus May 28, 2010

Rule of Drinking #1

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.

"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."

by kasairashi December 29, 2011

5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023