Asian Girl Rule 

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

Asian Girl Rule by Sangki Song June 18, 2011

Rkelly rulezzzzzz

Saying used to piss Kleomenis Zaharapulous off

jonmcspanx: rkelly rulezz
goolz21: shut up!!!!

Rkelly rulezzzzzz by AJ and Jimmy November 14, 2003

runescape 

An MMORPG which, according to numerous people, makes you homosexual if you play it, for some inexplicable reason. Whilst it is repetitive in places, it is also insanely addictive if graphical quality is ignored and the game is given a chance.

Idiot: OMG LIEK TEH RUNESCAPE UR A FAG LOLOLOL
User: ....Indeed.

runescape by Anon February 15, 2005

Rule 7 

The cake is a lie

Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.

Rule 7 by TerrorKingMugen November 30, 2010

Runescape 

An ok game that is pretty addictive. Most of the meanings here describe it as a crappy game-it is in some respects. I'm level 29 and proud of it. It has quests. Which most of are impossible. But its an interesting game. Check it out at runescape.com .

Addicted 1: Can I have that rune helm? I'll give you 100 000 gp...
Addicted 2: No, **** off..
Addicted 2: stupid censors...

Runescape by SimMastaCopter November 23, 2004

Runescape 

One of the shittiest MMORPGs out there. Other than having suck ass controls, the sprites are blocky and strange looking. If you play this game and enjoy it, you probably have never played another MMORPG and/or have no life.

No, sorry, I can't go out with you, I play RuneScape.

Runescape by Adam Carey March 9, 2005

Rule #67 

If one is having a party or gig they must tell people personally who will attend, otherwise showing up is prohibited and the called upon person must therefore not attend.

Kelvin: Going to TOTT for new damage ep launch?

Tom: meh, i was never told by gilly himself, therefore i shall not show, Rule #67

Kelvin: Dont make me link the sloth again

Rule #67 by Flubugubu August 9, 2009