painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

“Post laurie day!!”
Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

by sigopsnchc December 20, 2023

post-pc

A bullshit marketing term used by Apple to promote their iOS devices claiming the age of the personal computer is coming to an end.

The post-pc age is a load of marking bull, I typed this up on a PC.

by cyclist1 February 16, 2018

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic

Jacob Post is an absolute unit.

by Dalepj November 1, 2022

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today

Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?

by levex October 21, 2010