pig

Your mum

The pig was as fat as your mum

by Your mum smells of fresh feet May 29, 2022

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Feeding the guinea pig

A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming

Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.

by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017

psycho pig

best song in the world (real) (really good) (xd) (miiniton) (scary pig) (ball)

the piggy is very scary in psycho pig (very scary) (very scary)

by MaybeNotSourdart June 8, 2021

Roblox Pig e

Piggy being kinda funny, or an April fool joke. MiniToon is C O O L

John: Hey, look at Roblox Pig e. ITS F U N N Y

by Hi peeple May 12, 2022

Pig

The animal you kill to get bacon I'm triggering vegans

Joe: you want to go to the steak house?
Bob: sure!
*Driving to the steak house*
Joe: look at that vegan screaming at the steakhouse workers.
Bob: probably screaming at the workers for not selling salads and how they kill pigs

by anonymous September 15, 2020