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pissed up dan

The state Dan gets into after a pint
by someone November 18, 2004
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fuck shit piss

a funny flash movie, totally random, but funny
search for fuck shit piss on google and hit im feeling lucky!
by rag on a muffin December 10, 2003
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piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.
by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008
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Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam March 3, 2011
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Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed, is so pissed the he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenage, wood chipper, blender, numbchucks, trident, chain or circular saw, dental floos, or a mexican for hire; and use them to ezact revenge on the pisser offer.
My friends Meeker and Justin got "Pissed Clean Off", on September 11th a few years back.
by Lindsey Rowles March 18, 2005
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Pissing on Every Yard

To always invade the territory of or make yourself known in any situation you can find. Someone who craves constant attention or believes they are the subject of every conversation or event.

From the idea of animals urinating to claim their territory. Notably, on other people's yards.
Joey, "That emo kid is constantly craving attention. A few people were talking about love stories, and he starts complaining about abuse and suicide."

Trey, "Yeah. I know. He likes pissing on every yard."
by SenIam October 9, 2010
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Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011
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