When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
by Will F January 22, 2008
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Get the penis parker mug.Everyone's seen that pecilar peice of pink skin protrude from a hairy dog penis. When you roll you tounge into a tube, stick it out and gently tickle your lover anywhere you want, particuarly the anus. It works best when you make it a suprise. And it feels just like a dog penis.
Timmy demanded i bend over for some sodomy the next thing i knew i felt delicate moist flesh tickling me in the sphincter. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he responded "dog penis biatch." and smashed a two-by four over my head. By the way timmy is my Cocker Spaniel. But the tounge works too!
by Chucky Clark May 1, 2005
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Get the penis eater mug.When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.
Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!
by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010
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