John Cena

The awesomest WWE superstar who can 5-Knuckle Shuffle and Attitude Adjustment (or AA) anyone and can ruin lives for you if you mess w/ him. By the way, Miz, You're......STUPID & U SUCK! Randy Orton'll RKO u and you'll be hurtin' then he'll punt u! and Dolph Ziggler, UR NOT ALL THAT! And Vickie is so ugly! What do u see in her?!? If it wasn't for CM Sucks & the Nexus, U would be dropped on ur ass and AA'd!

I saw John Cena whoop Dolph Ziggler so bad.

by Ucan'tCme123456789 January 1, 2011

john cusack

The single most creepy and sinister man to ever walk the planet. He is evil and he can't be trusted. Many are devoloping a fear of him called "Johncusaphobia". Don't fall for his manipulitive actor ways. He has a weird shaped mouth too.

I would rather go on a date with leatherface, who is less creepy than John Cusack.

by K.Sparrow November 14, 2007

John Mayer'ing

Feigning the appearance of being sell-out. Bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. Also applies in any situation where one is temporarily sacrificing their core tastes/values/talents (Room for squares) in pursuit of greater art/good/reward (JMT Try!, JM w/ BB king, JM w/ ?love). Be warned, one who is John Mayer'ing risks taking a hit to their reputation that may never be overcome.

Antonyms: Avril Lavigne, Dr. Phil, Carson Daly.

-See John Mayer
-Also see, Justin Timberlake
-Dude its cool, I'm just John Mayer'ing when I watch Desperate Houswives every Sunday night with my girlfriend. I always get sweet sweet lovin after its over.

by dloew February 1, 2009

John Taylor

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

by JBLC October 18, 2008

lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

by RYkWAS March 19, 2009

john king

something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)

bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''

by thegirls July 9, 2009

John Woo

The coolest mother fucker on Furcadia.
BAR NONE. The greatest there is, there was and there ever will be. BAR NONE.

John Woo Furcadia Cool The Man With The Plan Who does yo mamma?

by John Woo April 9, 2005