Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024
Get the Sexual investmentmug. Experiencing sexual attraction and being able to enjoy masturbation however, doesn't engage in sexual acts.
"doesn't engage in sexual acts, you're autocupio-sexual"
by uwu9101 May 23, 2020
Get the Autocupio-sexualmug. The act of spreading STDs through sexual contact with multiple people, often resulting in the death of at least on person.
by TVdinner_ April 22, 2021
Get the Sexual Terrorismmug. A term coined by Roman Adams because of his love for his boyfriend Aljon Tenchavez. This term means that Roman finds no one else attractive besides Aljon, and that Roman would do anything for Aljon.
by PhycoPal December 19, 2021
Get the Aljon-Sexualmug. This holy expression may have been used over 1000 years ago to describe someone who did not want to breed with an animal. Clearly a lot of people used this phrase as breeding with an animal was at that time very odd and is today illegal.
by Aboykiy May 2, 2022
Get the Homosapien Sexualmug. by Usheuehehe June 10, 2021
Get the Sarah Sexualmug. by Cap Nasty June 2, 2019
Get the Sexual alimonymug.