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saturday night remorse 

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.
I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

Thursday Night TV 

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.
Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'
Thursday Night TV by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

Saturday Night ShitShow 

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

One Night Kneel 

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.
John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.
Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.

Rodeo Night 

The act of sex using a saddle in mud with a group of people. Also known as RN
Oh shit man rodeo night was intense last night... I still have to clean off the saddle.
Rodeo Night by thatonekid2210 February 19, 2011