Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

Simp

Someone who idolizes females who don’t like them back(rjlapes)

Bro that kid is such a simp
Yeah he’s such a lape

by Gaypeeeen January 22, 2020

Simp

Edoardo

Edoardo is a simp

by frachlmao January 16, 2022

Simp

A man with a tiny dick that likes egirls.

Simp: donates to pokimane.
Pokimane: says mans username.
Simp: gets boner.

by Kenny_yt December 24, 2020

SIMP KING

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L

You is that a SIMP KING

by Yusbsjs May 26, 2020

Simp

Ronnie

Ronnie is echt een simp.

by sjustan October 19, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P Mayonayse on an escalator goin up stairs gonna see yah later (Portrayed by Micle Jackky)

Hey look a SIMP

by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022