Mexican ear plug

the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night

yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.

by jizz o man January 29, 2009

Mexican Drag Race

When you place a "Free On Curb" ad on craigslist and time the barrage of Mexicans that will come sprinting in your direction to claim your free shit.

I had an old TV that I put up on Craiglist for free and the Mexican Drag Race to my yard was incredible

by Beerguy65 March 27, 2013

Mexican Gas Pedal

The act of putting a female on her back, spreading and holding her legs apart in the air, and stomping on her vagina.

Last night I gave Betty the Mexican Gas Pedal. Today she couldn't even walk. It was chill.

by Funk Master Squeeze June 27, 2011

mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade

by apples look funny July 22, 2011

Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010

Mexican Crab Dangle

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.

In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!

by KintaroTPC December 27, 2007

Mexican-Roadblock

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.

I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.

by rollingburrito August 30, 2016