I'm High As Fuck

1.To statement used to describe ones incredibly stoned condition due to massive THC intake from marijuana

"Dude, I'm high as fuck."

by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008

Torrington High School

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.

"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc

by Class of '04 February 17, 2005

High Point Regional High School

High point High school is a small school located in Sussex county NJ. It is a sad excuse for a school. The sports there are complete shit besides the wrestling team which somehow is able to to win states every year. The football team loves being gay. There is about 20 kids here who aren’t white. Those that aren’t white steal food at lunch and all hang out in one group together listening to NLE choppa and making shitty freestyle raps. The rest of the kids are either regular kids or or hicks who have a shit box truck. If it’s 7am in the parking lot be prepared to be woken up by some kids ram Cummings turbo diesel shit box. These kids all think they’re the shit and all park the trucks in the back line in a row. They never change out of the clothes they wear always wearing boots, and jeans that has a can of copenhagen in the back pocket. Go to the bathroom and you will see multiple kids in stall passing a vape around. You will be asked “yo bro you got nic”. The teachers there are also shit. 98% of them have already went to HP so they know just exactly how make your life more shit then it already is. There is about 3 teachers that actually teach while the rest get on your ass for having a airpod in. There is always one teacher that gets fired every year for being a pedophile and looking at girls. If you ever come to high point your best bet is to join a sports team and come back and coach because you automatically become a hero for life.

High Point Regional High School has bad education.

by Go fuck yourself_467892 August 2, 2023

Braswell High School

Braswell high school is an awful school with terrible teachers and staff with fake thugs loud ass annoying people and an annoying ass cop in the parking lot who pulls over at least 15-20 people per morning in the school area alone. 31 in a 35 is not speeding faggot. No off campus lunch, few freedoms, and bad sports teams. Overall, a horrible school.

“You know that place hell?”
“You mean Braswell High School?”

“Son are you passing your classes?”
“Hell nah I go to Braswell High School”

by Huge Dick Boi 🌝 October 26, 2018

Airline High School

The school in northwest Louisiana in which there is a lack of inclusiveness and well being of their students.

Guy: "Did you hear about Airline High School?"
Other Guy: "You mean the one where Cash Glaze said the N-Word over Snapchat?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, you mean on quote "F*ck those n******?"

by GetRektCashGlaze November 5, 2021

Chattahoochee High School

A suburban HIGH school located in Johns Creek, GA that is more diverse than a United Nations conference. The 'ghetto ratchets' from the southside to the prodigy 13th grade math asians to the Basic white rich kids we all love to hate. We've got every type of person represented, heck even our cafeteria is surrounded with countries' flags on the walls for useless decoration. We get made fun of for being an old school (20+ years old) but our grades, athletics, and tradition make up for it. The seniors spend their time doing nothing and/or in the Slounge. We use rivalries with other schools to get dressed up, get really hammered, and go to football games. If you don't want to catch a disease, you'll go to the bathroom in the D Hall. Half of the female population always knows how many days there are until spring break.
Just ask one.
We are Chattahoochee.

"Chattahoochee high school is sooo ratchet"

"How do you spell Chattahochie?"

"They did it during the pep rally, but you can't tell anyone"

"#hoochfamily #hoochpride #gohooch"

by hOOch3000 February 10, 2013

Wal-Mart high

The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.

While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)

by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007