Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.
"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024
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Hoings

The hoings are rising, and they aren’t cheap.
by NotAGnimp April 30, 2025
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ho scale

a scale of 1:87 to the real thing
Such as: person 1: Hey what scale do you use on your layout(model railroad table)?
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale
by The_Conducter November 17, 2017
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Bully Ho

Someone who comes from a troubled past, maybe burned some bridges with significant others,yet manages to stay and live in a monogamous relationship with a loved one.
I couldn’t imagine that the bully ho would still be with that girl, after all the grief he caused her.
by TimoteoRy January 30, 2021
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Ho Chi Minh

My supreme leader (Ho Chi Minh)invented a tasty snack
by Jack bye January 08, 2022
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bitchass-ho-alot

The unkindest insult a third grader can hurl at another third grader. As seen written on a parking post in an apartment complex in Las Vegas.
That Keisha, she's a bitchass-ho-alot! I read it on a pole in her apartment complex so it MUST be true!
by Pole Reader January 18, 2009
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Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer
He is muffin-hoed
by yamatroll December 06, 2019
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