Green, Virginia

fat, and ugly

virginia green is fat and ugly

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...

by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010

The Green Day Treatment

This is the process of finding an album, or CD of any sort, that you no longer want, or are disgusted by the fact that your friend/relative owns it, and proceeding to remove the CD from its case, and using it to wipe your arse. Next, you must snap the disk in half, and throw it as far away as possible.

Named 'The Green Day Treatment', as the first album this was done to was 'American Idiot'.

Boy 1: Hey, my brother just bought that album from that shite band. I'm disguested and ashamed of him.

Boy 2: Shall we give it the Green Day treatment?

Boy 1: Lets.

by Wrayman July 5, 2010

Green T-Shirt

What you say when you want to be inconspicous about marijuana

Hey do you have that green t-shirt still for sale?

by Ryann Guzman December 16, 2005

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008