egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

Silver egg

Didn’t ask.

Hey I’ve got an opinion on something your talking about.

Silver egg : Didn’t ask.

by F3lts January 12, 2023

Pickled eggs

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.

Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!

by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020