A.K.A. The New York Chili Dog, it is the fine art of taking a liquified or sludgy dump on the chest of the gutter slut of your liking. The ass-spatter makes up the "chili", with you're man-hammer being the hotdog and tits being the buns. Afterwards, you procede to titty-fuck prior said trashy pig.
by urajagoff August 10, 2008
Get the chili dogmug. Dog head
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
"Put on that dog head and woof like JJ!"
"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"
GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"
"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"
GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"
"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
by jewishladyfriend March 17, 2009
Get the Dog headmug. by raidersfan June 29, 2010
Get the dog rootermug. when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.
Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?
well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!
well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!
by fuzzyknubbles October 3, 2008
Get the dog in a bathtubmug. while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.
After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.
by fb December 31, 2004
Get the soaping the dogmug. by BiG oL' buTTs tiCKlE My nUTz September 2, 2010
Get the Dog Bonemug. A sexual position: First you take a shit on the girl's breasts... Then you proceed to titty fuck her.
by Daneroo October 29, 2007
Get the Chili Dogmug.